"Assisting" the EU Commissioner for aid

As part of the establishment's efforts to suppress the pro-life movement, EU Commissioner for aid, Poul Nielson, decided to set up a unit to monitor pro-life groups.

We wouldn't like him to think we've got anything to hide, so we decided to comply with his wishes. From now on, Mr Nielson will be receiving every single piece of correspondence we have. That means he will be getting all of the 150-200 emails we receive a month for example.

Thanks to us, he can spend more time concentrating on important issues - such as the recommended curvature of bananas.

If you would like to make Mr Nielson's job easier too then use the below contact details to send him your own correspondence:

Email address: poul.nielson@cec.eu.int

Postal Address: Office, G12 8/54, Rue de Genève, 12, 1140 Brussels, Belgium

Website: http://europa.eu.int/comm/commissioners/nielson/index_en.htm

For more information see our related press release: http://www.studentlifenet.co.uk/pressreleases.php?itemid=38